Welcome to Hell!
I am your host, Gnisleh Nav!
Just know that I was watching you while you were sleeping last night and will continue to do so until you stop giving yourself blueballs.
Merry New Years!
Hello, Gnisleh Nav!
You wished you were Van Helsing and just know, you gave yourself blueballs.
Fuck you and your mom.
You were the load that should've been pulled out.